She Wants to Be an Oscar Mayer Wiener

I have a friend who made a profound statement (see Title). Although her dream may never come true, there is a possibility that she could become the soul that personifies a giant wiener on wheels. Thereby allowing her to become as much like an Oscar Mayer wiener as humanly possible, without becoming processed food (an actual wiener).
Once again I have succeeded in helping someone else fulfill their life's dream. I should be a life coach to all those who struggle finding their inner dog. Peace Homies